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Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Going viral on TikTok:

Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

Going bananas on Threads:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Breaking via TikTok:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Live now on WeChat:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Just shared via Reddit:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

3 months ago

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Ah, how the tables have turned! 🔄🙈 It seems the generation gap has shrunk to a mere Wi-Fi signal 📶, with parents now mastering the art of memes and emojis while their tech-savvy offspring raise an eyebrow at their online antics. Who knew our biggest concern would be explaining to our parents that not everything on the internet is true… 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤣

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

14 shares on Reddit this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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Spotted on Slack:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Just shared via Threads:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Just landed via Threads:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Making waves on Discord:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Making waves on Snapchat:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Just shared via TikTok:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Just landed via WeChat:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Making waves on Facebook:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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