“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.