Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.
  • Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.
  • I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
  • I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.
  • “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.
  • A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.