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Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Going viral on Threads:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Breaking via Facebook:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Making waves on Facebook:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Trending via Pinterest:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Just shared via Threads:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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73 shares on Threads this month:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

80 shares on Threads this month:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

23 shares on Slack this month:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

Breaking via Messenger:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Making waves on Slack:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Trending via TikTok:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

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