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Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! 🤖🔴 Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. 😂👀

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My love language is being sent money.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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I love unplanned fun.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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