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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”ด Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€



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