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Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! 🤖🔴 Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. 😂👀

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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