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Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! 🤖🔴 Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. 😂👀

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

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My default setting is sexual energy.

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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