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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

65 shares on Discord this month:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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