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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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I have a yearning disability.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

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