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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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2 months ago

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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4 months ago

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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2 months ago

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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2 months ago

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Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

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2 days ago

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The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

58 shares on Slack this month:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

89 shares on Threads this month:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

25 shares on Threads this month:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Spotted on Reddit:

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Just landed via TikTok:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Trending via Snapchat:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Just landed via Messenger:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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