Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.
  • Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?
  • Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.
  • Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.
  • When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.
  • A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.