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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.