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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.