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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Trending via Facebook:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Seen just now on Threads:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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Breaking via Discord:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Seen just now on X:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Spotted on Reddit:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Trending via Messenger:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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