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  • There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
  • There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.
  • How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.
  • Problematic bed time gap relationship.
  • “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.
  • Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.