Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.
  • I love you to the refrigerator and back.
  • Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.
  • Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
  • When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.
  • Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.