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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.