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  • I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.
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  • Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
  • The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.
  • I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.
  • Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.