Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job. Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button. Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment. Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time. Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.