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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher p…

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher p…

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"Ah, so it seems the real secret to perfectly stacked dishes is the mysterious absence of women 🤔🍽️ No wonder the dishwasher suddenly becomes a Tetris master! 😂 #NoDirtyPlatesNoProblem"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, dishwasher, domestic, domestic life, humor, life, load, properly, relationship, women on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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