December. A desperate celebration of an end. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDecember. A desperate celebration of an end. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park. I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk. Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past! December, give me a sweet ending for this year please. December you will be good to me (threateningly).