Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:🤣👖 Who needs pants anyway? The ultimate diet hack – skip pants, avoid tightness! Say goodbye to uncomfortably snug waistbands and hello to freedom! Get ready to live your best pants-less life! #PantsFreeDiet 🚫👖 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed. My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants. Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight. All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.