Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window. Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDisney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards. You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.