Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Commentary:
🌲🐿️🧹✨ “Disney really had us all fooled with their princess movies, making us believe that a catchy tune and an open window would lead to woodland creatures doing our chores. I don’t know about you, but my neighborhood squirrels are not interested in folding laundry anytime soon!” 😂 #DisneyMagicGoneWrong 🎶

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