Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.
  • Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?
  • Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
  • Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.
  • Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.
  • For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.