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Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Just landed via Instagram:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Trending via Messenger:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Just landed via Messenger:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Spotted on Facebook:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I woke up alive again.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Trending via Snapchat:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Going viral on Slack:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

5 days ago

Humorous quote about struggling to sleep, playful and relatable text for bedtime woes.

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Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of the sleepless souls: yearning for sweet slumber, but thwarted by the elusive sandman! 😴💤 Maybe sleep is just playing hard to get 🤔 or perhaps it's rebelling against our bedtime tyranny! 😆 Stay strong, weary wanderer, for the dreamland awaits you someday… hopefully! 🌙✨"

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11 shares on Reddit this month:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

58 shares on Slack this month:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Making waves on YouTube:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Just landed via Slack:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Spotted on Telegram:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Just landed via WeChat:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Just shared via Discord:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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