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Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 25, 2025

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Going viral on Twitch:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Going bananas on Reddit:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Going viral on Threads:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Trending via TikTok:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Just landed via Discord:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Going viral on Messenger:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

77 shares on Telegram this month:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Farting, but with eye contact.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Shared recently on Discord:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Breaking via Slack:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Shared recently on X:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Spotted on TikTok:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Making waves on Discord:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The shitshow must go on.

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