Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.