Drive as I say, not as I drive. Commentary:"Remember, it's 'Drive as I say, not as I drive.' 🚗💨 Translation: Do as I instruct, not as I exhibit my amazing parallel parking skills. 🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.” I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.” I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have. Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning. At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.
