Drive as I say, not as I drive. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember, it's 'Drive as I say, not as I drive.' 🚗💨 Translation: Do as I instruct, not as I exhibit my amazing parallel parking skills. 🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”. I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have. Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning. At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.