Drive as I say, not as I drive. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDrive as I say, not as I drive. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”. I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997. I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have. At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did. People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.
