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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.