DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Seems like someone's embracing the 'designated driver' role quite enthusiastically! 🚗🍻 Just remember, DUI can also stand for: Definitely Using (a) Ride! 😄 #SafetyFirst" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere. My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent. I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov. Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink. If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.