DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seems like someone's embracing the 'designated driver' role quite enthusiastically! 🚗🍻 Just remember, DUI can also stand for: Definitely Using (a) Ride! 😄 #SafetyFirst" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’ The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy. My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.
