Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.
  • No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.
  • When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”
  • Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.
  • Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.
  • If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.