Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.
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  • People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
  • I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.
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