Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Ah, yes, the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey, the undisputed queen of Christmas 🎄👑 It's the time of the year where we all come together to worship her iconic holiday tunes and hit those high notes while attempting to decorate our trees with half the glam she brings to the stage 🎶✨ Bow down to the diva of the season, for her music is the true miracle that embodies the spirit of Christmas! 🎅🎶

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