Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.
  • I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.
  • Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.
  • After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.
  • That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.
  • I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.