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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Live now on Discord:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Breaking via Reddit:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Spotted on Twitch:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

94 shares on X this month:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

99 shares on X this month:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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I have a yearning disability.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Just shared via Reddit:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Seen just now on TikTok:

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

Making waves on Instagram:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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