Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.
  • Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.
  • Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.
  • This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.
  • Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
  • Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.