Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred. Funny Quotes October 3, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppExplain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I never argue, I just explain why I’m right. If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales. Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.