Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Facebook friends are like pens. 🖊️ Some are sparkly gel pens that write profound status updates, while others are just plain BIC pens collecting dust in the drawer. ✨ Choose your writing companions wisely! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.