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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.