Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.
  • Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.
  • I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
  • How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?
  • I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
  • Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.