For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge" Related Funny Posts 🤝 For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me. “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever. I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me. Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat. How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.