For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.
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"Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"

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