Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.
  • As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.
  • I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?
  • I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.
  • I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.
  • Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?