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6 months ago
Share →: Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Commentary:
"Well, isn't it just a hairy situation when even the hair itself can't figure out its own life choices? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it's trying to rebel against the norm and stand out from the rest of the smooth follicles, who knows! 🤣 #HairDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: This meeting could have been a cake.

Commentary:
"Ah, if only all meetings were as sweet as cake 🍰! Instead, we often end up with just the crumbs 💼🗂️. Maybe next time we can have our cake and eat it too 😄🍰!"
6 months ago
Share →: You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate act of generosity: donating somebody else's body to science! 🧠💉 Who needs consent anyway, right? 🤣 Just imagine the confusion at the medical lab when they receive a random body in the mail. 📦💁‍♂️ Science sure loves surprises! 🔬"
6 months ago
Share →: A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Commentary:
Well, if a penguin is classified as a bird and a hot dog as a sandwich, then one could argue that a penguin in a tuxedo is the fanciest sandwich you'll ever see! 🐧🌭 #PenguinFacts #FoodieJokes
6 months ago
Share →: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Commentary:
"Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Commentary:
"Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛‍♂️ #VampireStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Commentary:
"Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! 🍤🍚 Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Commentary:
Oh, you know the guy was on a whole new level of pizza-loving inspiration when he invented those heroes in a half shell! 🍕🐢 Probably had a vision of radioactive ooze and martial arts skills mixed with a side of extreme caffeine boost! 🐢💥 Just another day in the wild world of creativity, right? 🎨
6 months ago
Share →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Commentary:
"Seriously, if we can fry air, then surely we can find a way to feed everyone too, right? 🍟🌍 No more hangry days, just crispy solutions! 😄 #FryTheHungerAway"
6 months ago
Share →: Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Commentary:
"Rice cakes: the snack that makes you question existence 🤔 Who knew something with 'nothingness' in the description could be so crunchy and bland? 😂 #RiceCakeEpiphanies"