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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.