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31 Funny ago quotes

Funny ago quotes bring a hilarious twist to memories and moments from the past 😂✨ Whether you’re reminiscing about “back in the day” or just need a good laugh about how time flies ⏳🤣, these witty lines will brighten your feed and spark some nostalgia with a smile 😄📅. Get ready to chuckle and share the joy of looking back with humor!

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Posted on2 weeks ago

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Posted on2 weeks ago

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Posted on2 weeks ago

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Posted on2 weeks ago

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Posted on2 weeks ago

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Posted on2 weeks ago

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Posted on2 weeks ago

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Posted on3 weeks ago

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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