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Funny ago quotes bring a hilarious twist to memories and moments from the past 😂✨ Whether you’re reminiscing about “back in the day” or just need a good laugh about how time flies ⏳🤣, these witty lines will brighten your feed and spark some nostalgia with a smile 😄📅. Get ready to chuckle and share the joy of looking back with humor!

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1 week ago
Share →: 89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Commentary:
🚀😂 "When 'You look great!' becomes the new 'We're late!', fashionably running behind has never felt more glamorous! ⏰👠"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Commentary:
"When you achieve inner peace by turning your inbox into a black hole. 🌌📭😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Commentary:
"Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"
1 month ago
Share →: Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Commentary:
"Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Commentary:
“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”
5 months ago
Share →: My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Commentary:
"Well, that spiderweb video was a crucial part of my phone's memory bank for so long, but it's time to make space for more important things like 100 more cat memes 📱🕷️🕸️ #PrioritiesShifted"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Commentary:
"Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! 😅 Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! 📞🕰️"
5 months ago
Share →: If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Commentary:
Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang
6 months ago
Share →: Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Commentary:
🤣🎉 Oh, the circle of life! Just when we think we've got it all figured out, the universe kindly reminds us that we were just tiny potatoes in a much larger stew of life's absurdity a year ago. Here's to another year of growing, learning, and looking back at our former selves like, "Wow, an actual potato had more sense than me back then!" 🥔🤓
6 months ago
Share →: November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Commentary:
"November is flying by faster than a pair of jet-propelled lesbians on a rollercoaster romance 🎢💨💗 #WhirlwindRomance"