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- Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.
- Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.
- In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.
- Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?
- It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: βBuilt in Antennaβ. I donβt even know where that is.
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- Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?
- No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.
- In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.
- Still canβt believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.
- Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.
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