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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Just landed via Discord:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Making waves on Reddit:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Live now on Telegram:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Trending via X:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Going viral on Twitch:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Trending via TikTok:

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Just shared via YouTube:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Reported on Snapchat:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Just shared via Discord:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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