26 Funny amount quotes

• My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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  18 hours ago

  amount, appreciate, effort, extrovert, family, humor, introvert, kid, kids, me, never, parenting, social, social effort

• Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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  20 hours ago

  amount, annoy, before, conflict, family, having, humor, important, kill, learn, love-hate, physically, relationship, rivalry, sibling, sibling rivalry, siblings, someone, try

• No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

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  5 days ago

  amount, ever, evidence, humor, idiot, persuade, persuasion, sarcasm, stubbornness

• The people who “don’t have time” and the people who “always find time” have the same amount of time.

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  7 days ago

  always, amount, humor, management, people, priority, procrastination, same, time, time management

• The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

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  1 week ago

  after, amount, behavior, doing, evil, faith, God, hypocrisy, irony, morality, needs, people, something, study

• The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

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  1 week ago

  actually, amount, body, center, data, data center, drink, exaggeration, humor, hydrated, hydration, need, obscene, think, water

• The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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  2 weeks ago

  absolutely, amount, days, doing, doing nothing, done, i, laziness, love, nothing, over, past, relaxation, rest, sleeping

• The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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  3 weeks ago

  aging, amount, discovery, family, humor, older, secret, secrets, wild

• You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

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  3 weeks ago

  amount, decision, humor, i, ID, irony, overthinking, right, self-reflection, think

• Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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  1 month ago

  achievement, ago, amount, brag, bragging, cooking, five, humor, i, measurement, memory, once, pasta, right, time

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