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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Reported on Discord:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Spotted on Reddit:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Making waves on YouTube:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Going viral on Messenger:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Just shared via Instagram:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Going viral on Threads:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Going viral on Slack:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

Just shared via YouTube:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Just landed via Reddit:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Spotted on YouTube:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Making waves on TikTok:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Going viral on Twitch:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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