Funny architecture quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

  Commentary:
  Can't wait for the next architectural trend: spooky rooftop roommates! 🏰👹

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

  Commentary:
  "Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the architect was having a "parking day" when designing these garages! 🏗️😈🚗 #GeniusOrSadist

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  Jan 27, 2025

  Share →: Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the downfall of Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't fire and brimstone, but pesky urban planning issues? 🚶‍♂️🏙️ Maybe they should've invested in some nice sidewalks instead of, you know, debauchery and sin! 😆"

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the industrious beaver – an otter with a taste for blueprints and hard hats! 🏗️🦫 Who knew these furry engineers were just the otters who took their careers to the next level? Watch out, world – the beavers are building a dam(n) good reputation! 😄🌲"

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