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Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,720

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Just shared via TikTok:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Going viral on WeChat:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Spotted on YouTube:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Just shared via WeChat:

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

Seen just now on Instagram:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Broadcasted on Discord:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

34 shares on Discord this month:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

52 shares on X this month:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If you love someone, let them sleep.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,625

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Making waves on Discord:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Spotted on X:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Trending via Threads:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

Spotted on Instagram:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Making waves on Discord:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Just shared via WeChat:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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