17 Funny authority quotes — Wordgag ツ

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

4 months ago4 months ago

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

4 months ago4 months ago

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

4 months ago4 months ago

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Feb 25, 2025

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Feb 12, 2025Feb 12, 2025

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Jan 28, 2025

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Jan 28, 2025

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Jan 27, 2025

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Jan 26, 2025

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Jan 25, 2025

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Jan 25, 2025

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Jan 25, 2025

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Jan 24, 2025

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Jan 24, 2025

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Jan 23, 2025

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Jan 23, 2025

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Jan 21, 2025