21 Funny authority quotes

• Some people still fail to understand that the boot still has no problem crushing you, even if you lick it clean.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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  4 weeks ago

  authority, doubt, everything, humor, i, question, skepticism, used

• Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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  4 weeks ago

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• The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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  4 weeks ago

  attention, authority, example, humor, irony, leadership, motivation, problem

• You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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  4 weeks ago

  authority, bad, boy, discipline, humor, humor quote, humor tease, joking, naughty, playful, punishment, room, tease, teasing

• A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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  4 weeks ago

  accountability, arrogance, authority, ego, having, immaturity, king, narcissist, responsibility, toddler, wants

• Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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  1 month ago

  authority, boss, care, gardening, houseplant, humor, joke, plant, plant care, waterboard, waterboarding

• When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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  1 month ago

  authority, charge, conversation, demand, humor, joke, meet, meeting, sibling, speak, twins

• Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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  1 month ago

  authority, convoluted, convoluted language, just, language, legalese, magic, magic spell, power, rhyme, sense, signal, special, spell, spells, term, terms

• I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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  1 month ago

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