Funny quotes authority

14 Funny authority quotes

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

2 months ago

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

2 months ago

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

3 months ago

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

3 months ago

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

3 months ago

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

3 months ago

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

3 months ago

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

3 months ago

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

3 months ago

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

3 months ago

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

3 months ago

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

3 months ago

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

3 months ago

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

3 months ago