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1 month ago
Share →: The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Commentary:
"When you're trying to lead by example but everyone's too busy watching cat videos instead. 🐱📱😆"
2 months ago
Share →: You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Commentary:
Oh no, not the dreaded "bedroom penalty" 😱😄 Guess I’ll need a timeout… or a snack in there! 🍪🚪
2 months ago
Share →: A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic royal tantrum with a crown and zero chores! 👑🍼 A narcissist craving kingly power but dodging responsibility like a kid hiding from vegetables. Guess they want the throne without the throne-room cleanup! 😂⚖️
4 months ago
Share →: Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Commentary:
🌿🚰💦 "Asserting your dominance over the plant kingdom, one waterboarding session at a time! Just make sure your houseplants don't stage a rebellion. They might just leaf you for good! 😉🌱 #PlantParentingStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Commentary:
👯‍♂️ "When you run into twins, make sure to address the CEO of the duo! 🤣 Who knows, the one in charge might have all the twin-spired wisdom and authority! Double the trouble, double the fun, double the bossiness?"
5 months ago
Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮
5 months ago
Share →: I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Commentary:
"Everyone has their own unique morning routine…some just have a little more urgency! 🚓😂 #FashionPolice #MorningRush"
5 months ago
Share →: Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Commentary:
Looks like Officer Serious is not here to play games! 🚔 Remember, it's their interrogation room, we're all just living in it. Keep those answers straight and the jokes to a minimum, unless you want a one-way ticket to the time-out corner! 😂 #TheLawIsNotAmused
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Commentary:
"Who needs a traditional job when you have a winning combo of instigating rebellion, being a self-righteous maverick, and daydreaming about Netflix marathons? 🤣🙌 You're like a non-conformist superhero fighting the forces of corporate boredom! 💥 #NotYourAverageEmployee"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that some of the most successful entrepreneurs and innovators often thrive outside of traditional job structures? 🌟 They embrace their unique strengths and perspectives, turning them into powerful tools for creativity and independence! 🚀💼 Many of these individuals prioritize flexibility and autonomy, allowing them to challenge the status quo and pursue their passions. 🏠✨
5 months ago
Share →: You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Commentary:
"Sorry bossy pants, but you're not in charge here – my bladder calls the shots! 💁‍♂️🚽 #BladderPower"