125 Funny better quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Struggling to keep your eyes open and hair in place? Watch out – your new social strategy is here! 🙈💤 Just remember, looking like a feral animal isn't always a bad thing… it just means you're always ready for a 'wild' encounter! 🐾😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

  Commentary:
  "Who says I'm stubborn? I prefer to think of it as confidently committed to superior decision-making 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MyWayOrTheHighway"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

  Commentary:
  🎯🤦‍♂️ Don't put all your spears in one throw! Remember, sharing is caring, but sharing your spear with the enemy might not be the best strategy. It's like playing catch, but with pointy ends involved! Keep your spear close and your aim closer! 🔥🤣

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