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Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,382

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Making waves on Messenger:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Just shared via Facebook:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Just shared via Telegram:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Going viral on Discord:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Going viral on Slack:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

56 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

10 shares on Threads this month:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,647

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Shared recently on Pinterest:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Trending via YouTube:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Going bananas on Threads:

ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

Going viral on Twitch:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

Trending via Messenger:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Spotted on X:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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