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Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Going viral on Reddit:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Live now on WhatsApp:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Shared recently on Slack:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Going bananas on Twitch:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

14 shares on Threads this month:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

40 shares on Messenger this month:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

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Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

My favorite color is money.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Seen just now on YouTube:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Spotted on Messenger:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Just landed via Facebook:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Breaking via Threads:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Making waves on Instagram:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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