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Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang
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Ah, the modern day romantic gestures! 🕯️💰 Lighting a candle in Notre Dame to ask for divine intervention in the world of cryptocurrency. Can't decide if it's hilarious or just plain innovative! 🤣 #BitcoinPrayers
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"Bitcoin is like Kohl’s Cash for boys – except instead of redeeming it for discount kitchen appliances, they trade it for imaginary Lamborghinis 🚗💸 #CryptoJunkies"
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Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don't panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don't mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight
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"Ah, the classic tale of love and regret – should've listened to the heart AND the market trends! Who knew that the key to happiness was a wallet full of Bitcoins back in 2010?"