Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?