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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!
My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.
Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.
Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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4 months ago
Share →: Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you're getting a daily workout from all those eye rolls? With that kind of exercise regimen, your eyes must be in tip-top shape and ready for the eye-lympics!"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime betrayal! It's like your body is playing a prank on you, saying 'Gotcha!' just when you thought you were finally going to get some rest. Maybe it's just practicing for its stand-up comedy routine – 'Sleep? Who needs it!' "
4 months ago
Share →: Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate movie-watching challenge: playing detective to catch those pesky breathing actors in action! Who knew being nosy could be so morbidly entertaining?"
4 months ago
Share →: “I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic soundtrack of aging – the sweet serenade of popping knees harmonizing with the symphony of cracking joints 🎶💃🕺 Stay young at heart, even if your body disagrees 😉👵 #ForeverYoungButWithPoppingKnees"
4 months ago
Share →: Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: my diet plan has been upgraded from 'salad every meal' to 'embracing my inner marshmallow' 🤣🍔 Who needs abs when you can have fab? 💁‍♂️ #BodyPositivity"
5 months ago
Share →: But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Commentary:
"Who needs a flat stomach when you can have a round belly full of happiness and snacks? 🍔🍕🍰 Embrace the curves, they're just delicious detours! 😄 #SayNoToFlatStomachs"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Commentary:
When someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with "I’m fine" while your leg is having its own NASCAR race under the table 🦵💨 #SpeedDemon #CantStopWontStop
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I-know-this-is-bad-for-me-but-it-tastes-so-good' dilemma brought to you by Taco Bell 🌮! Looks like your body is seeking some spicy punishment with a side of regret 😂. Remember, everything in moderation…except maybe the Baja Blast freeze 🥤. Just kidding, treat yourself! 💃"
5 months ago
Share →: A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Commentary:
"Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Commentary:
"Who needs scales or mirrors when you've got denial and self-deception on your side? 🙈🤷‍♂️ #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"