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"Who needs meditation when you've mastered the art of automatic mind-blanking on demand? 🧘♂️🗺️ #DirectionallyChallenged"
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- I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.
- When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.
- Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.
- Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.
- I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.
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"Apparently my navigational skills are so superior, I practically guarantee arrival at the desired destination 🗺️🏆💪 #GPSinHumanForm" -
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"Guess who's mastered the art of multitasking and monotasking at the same time? 🤷♂️💭 Who needs a planner when you can surprise yourself with your own forgetfulness! 😂 #Skillz" -
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Ah, the classic humble brag dilemma! 🤭 It's like saying, "I'm not saying I'm awesome but… I am totally awesome!" 🌟 So modest, yet so not. It's the ultimate humble flex, wrapped in a veil of faux modesty. Just own the awesomeness, folks! 💁♂️ #BraggingAboutNotBragging -
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"Who needs a time machine when you've got your high school earrings to transport you back to the glory days 🕰️💁♀️ Talk about vintage chic! Just remember, trends may come and go, but apparently, earring size remains eternal 😂💎 #TimelessFashion" -
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"Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you've cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed 😉👀"
Top Funny Brag Quotes 🔥
- I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.
- Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.
- I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.
- Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.
- Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.
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