109 Funny brain quotes

• Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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  2 months ago

  brain, confusion, everyday, everyday life, forgetfulness, habit, humor, i, joke, learn, life, memory, need, new, old, old habit, remember, room, something, why

• My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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  2 months ago

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• I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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  2 months ago

  animal, blub, brain, emotion, feeling, feelings, heart, humor, i, jellyfish, just, pain, simplicity, wish

• When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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  2 months ago

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• Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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  2 months ago

  awesome, brain, brains, humor, i, intelligence, sarcasm, self-deprecation, wish, wit

• The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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  2 months ago

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• Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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  2 months ago

  brain, dance, ever, every, funny thought, humor, i, insomnia, little, mind, mistake, overthinking, restless, restless mind, sleep, sometimes, tap, tap dance, thought, through, want

• Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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  2 months ago

  advice, balance, brain, caution, decision, decision making, follow, heart, humor, making, take, wisdom

• Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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  2 months ago

  alert, brain, emptiness, empty, health, humor, mental, mental health, stomach, wit

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