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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Reported on Slack:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Reported on WeChat:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Making waves on Twitch:

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Reported on Snapchat:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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Share →: Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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"Sorry, my brain's still running on dial-up! 📡🧠😅"
2 months ago
Share →: You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for my brain to download new energy… please stand by! 🧠🔄😴"
5 months ago
Share →: Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle of dealing with the brutal honesty! 🤭💻 It's like trying to stream your favorite show, only for the WiFi to suddenly ghost you. 😂📶 Just standing there, lost in the digital abyss, contemplating your life choices and waiting for the universe to hit play again. 🤔🔄 #TruthHurts #WiFiWoes
6 months ago
Share →: The future is buffering.

Commentary:
"The future is buffering… Looks like even time needs to pause and refresh sometimes! ⏳💫 Don't worry, the progress bar of destiny is inching forward, one pixel at a time! 🔄🚀"

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Spotted on Slack:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Spotted on WeChat:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Spotted on Messenger:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Trending via YouTube:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Just shared via Reddit:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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