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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

3 months ago

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

3 months ago

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

3 months ago

If you breakdance you buy dance.

3 months ago

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

3 months ago

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

3 months ago

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

3 months ago

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

3 months ago

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

3 months ago

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

3 months ago

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

3 months ago

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

3 months ago

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

3 months ago

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

3 months ago

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

3 months ago

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

3 months ago

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

3 months ago

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

3 months ago

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

3 months ago