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Tag Archives: 82 Funny buy quotes
If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.
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"Looks like we're going bananas with promotions! 🍌🙈🎪 #MonkeyBusiness"
I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.
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"Sure, money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? 😂💸🌊"
They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?
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"Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"
I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
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"Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"
There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.
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"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"
Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
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"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦♀️💪🍫😂"
Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.
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"Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox"
Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.
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"Ah, the elusive pursuit of happiness! Turns out, it might just be a shopping spree away 🛍️💸 Just remember, if money can't buy happiness, at least it can buy ice cream… and that's pretty close! 🍦😄 #RetailTherapyGoals"
Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.
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"🏰🎩🤣 Can you picture the world united in the noble quest of getting you a magnificent castle? 🌍🤝 Who knew that a fairytale dream of luxury could be the ultimate peacekeeper! 🏰✨ #CastleForAll #WorldUnityGoals"