Funny Cat Quotes That Will Have You Laughing with Your Feline Friends! 🐱😂

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Jun 17, 20243 months ago

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Jun 15, 20243 months ago

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Jun 7, 20243 months ago

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

May 24, 20243 months ago

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

May 20, 20243 months ago

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

May 19, 20243 months ago

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

May 16, 20243 months ago

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Oct 22, 20233 months ago

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Sep 30, 2023Nov 2, 2023

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Sep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Sep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Meow means woof in cat.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 11, 2023

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023