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My cat gets more screen time than I do! 😸📱😴
164 Funny cat quotes
Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?
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Cats must think hairballs are the universe's surprise gifts—one minute you're clean, next minute you're saying "thanks, but no thanks" to a fur ball! 😹🎁
Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?
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I’m totally ready for the universe to hire me as a full-time cat cuddler and artistic daydreamer! 🎨🐱✨
In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.
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Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸
May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?
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Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! 😹🍞
I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
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When the cats get better realtor deals than you 🏠🐈😸
Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”
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Cats really should get more credit; after all, they're the true CEOs of our lives! 🐱📞😂
The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.
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Cats really do have main character energy, and I'm just their loyal sidekick! 😸👑
Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.
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Sounds like my cat's got a serious case of "paws-itively" no rhythm! 🐾🕺😹
I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.
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Burning calories, one purr at a time! 🐾💪😺