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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.
Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?
Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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5 months ago
Share →: To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Commentary:
"Trying to guilt trip your cat into eating, huh? 😼🌍 Must be some intense competition among the hungry felines in Catfrica! Maybe your cat's just holding out for a VIP invite to the Catfrica feast 😂🍽️ #CatDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Commentary:
"Introducing two cats is like trying to mediate a treaty negotiation… 🐱🤝🐱 They couldn't care less about your political agenda, they just want to exchange some awkward licks and move on! 🤣 #CatsRulePoliticsDrool"
5 months ago
Share →: Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Commentary:
🐶🐱 "Watching Tom and Jerry as a kid really messed with my understanding of the animal kingdom! Turns out, it's the 'innocent' dogs who are the real bullies to the sophisticated felines. Who knew that cartoon chaos could lead to such insightful revelations? Time for some serious pet therapy sessions! 🙈😂"
5 months ago
Share →: If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is feeling unloved compared to their cat! 😽 Who wouldn't appreciate a face full of kisses and smooshes? Maybe the cat just needs some lessons in affection etiquette. 🐱💋 #catantics"
5 months ago
Share →: Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Commentary:
"Imagine being a cat and having your humans obsess over your bathroom habits like it's the latest reality TV show 🙀💩 Talk about living under surveillance 24/7! Maybe cats have secret meetings plotting how to prank us in retaliation for all the poop monitoring 😹 #CatConspiracy"
5 months ago
Share →: My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield 🐢🍕🐱🍝 Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy 😉🦄"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Commentary:
"If only we lived in a purr-fect world where we could use our feline instincts to handle office conflicts! 😼 Just imagine the satisfaction of swatting away those annoying emails and deadlines! 🐾 #MeowtivationMonday"
5 months ago
Share →: My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's a purrfessional at holding a grudge! 🐱😼 Don't worry, just a little cat-itude adjustment and they'll be back to meow-sing with you in no time! 😹 #LateToThePawty
5 months ago
Share →: Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about monsters under the bed when you've got a cat fight club going on down there? 🐱🥊 Just imagine little kitty referees and spectators cheering on their fierce fighters! Maybe the winner gets the prized tuna can trophy! 😄 #CatFightClub"
5 months ago
Share →: My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Commentary:
"Looks like your husband's been studying 'The Art of Feline Domination' a little too closely 😼👨‍🦳 Maybe he needs to meownderstand that you're no ordinary kitty! 🐾 #NotAnotherCatButTheBoss"