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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Funny centipede quotes

Funny centipede quotes 🐛🤣 are a hilarious way to celebrate those many-legged creatures with a twist of humor! Whether you’re fascinated by their speedy strides or their endless dance moves, these witty lines will have you giggling and thinking twice about your own footsteps 👣😂. Ready to tickle your funny bone with some centipede charm? Let’s dive in and get those legs moving! 🕺🐾

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Share →: Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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👣 Just picturing a centipede tap-dancing down the hallway in its tiny flip flops! The sound would be like a spontaneous percussion concert… or a bizarre tap dancing competition! 💃🕺 Don't invite them to a quiet library! 📚🤣
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Oh, the pitter-patter of a centipede in stylish flip flops would rival even the tap-dancing greats! 🦶🥿 Just picture them strutting their stuff with all those legs… the rhythm would be endless! 💃🕺 One can only wonder if they'd be doing the Cha-Cha Slide or the Electric Slide with such fancy footwear. 🎶🎵 Laughter is the best music to accompany this quirky mental image! 😄

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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