Funny centipede quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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  👣 Just picturing a centipede tap-dancing down the hallway in its tiny flip flops! The sound would be like a spontaneous percussion concert… or a bizarre tap dancing competition! 💃🕺 Don't invite them to a quiet library! 📚🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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  Oh, the pitter-patter of a centipede in stylish flip flops would rival even the tap-dancing greats! 🦶🥿 Just picture them strutting their stuff with all those legs… the rhythm would be endless! 💃🕺 One can only wonder if they'd be doing the Cha-Cha Slide or the Electric Slide with such fancy footwear. 🎶🎵 Laughter is the best music to accompany this quirky mental image! 😄

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