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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.
Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.
Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.
Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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5 months ago
Share →: Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Commentary:
Looks like your thoughts are pulling off a surprise ambush! 🤯🦁 Don't worry, even the most organized minds can have a wild party every now and then. Embrace the chaos and see where these unruly thoughts take you! 🎉💭
5 months ago
Share →: Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Commentary:
"Twitter feels like a chaotic symphony where we're all fiddling away while the ship slowly sinks… and to top it off, we're roasting the iceberg! 🎻🚢🧊#TitanicTwitter"
5 months ago
Share →: If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Commentary:
"Cat: Oh no, watery chaos ensues! 🙀🛁 Just when you thought bath time couldn't get any more adventurous! 😹🌊 #CatsAndWaterDontMix"
5 months ago
Share →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Commentary:
Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "OH NO" move – a toddler's version of political drama! 🤣 Just imagine if politicians threw policy papers on the floor and went "OH NO" during debates. 📜💥 Who knows, maybe that's the negotiation tactic we've been missing all along! 😜 #ToddlerPolitics
5 months ago
Share →: My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Commentary:
"Trying to organize my thoughts is like trying to tidy up after a tornado in a thrift shop 🌪️🧹! My mind is a chaotic circus of random ideas bouncing around like excited puppies on a trampoline 🐶🦘. Who knew the junk drawer could be this lively and unpredictable? 🤪♻️"
5 months ago
Share →: Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Commentary:
"Me, casually strolling in with a bottle of gasoline: Oh, just doing my bit to ignite the party! 🔥😄 #HelpfulIndeed"
5 months ago
Share →: I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's the new formula for seven years of bad luck? 😂 Sounds like you've upgraded from just breaking mirrors to breaking waters! 🤰👶 Better stock up on those extra-large bedsheets! 🛏️ #ParentingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Commentary:
Looks like some chaotic duck energy vs. organized duck dictatorship 🦆😂 Let them quack and waddle freely, why impose a strict pecking order on them? Let your ducks be rebels with a cause! 🦆✌️
5 months ago
Share →: The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Commentary:
"Entering my house is like stumbling upon the aftermath of a covert operation gone wrong 🕵️‍♂️🏠 There's a mysterious aura of chaos lingering in the air, as if my belongings are in cahoots against me! 🤪 #ClumsyDomesticEspionage"