55 Funny child quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: apparently, 'all of them' doesn't count as a valid answer when asked about your favorite child 🤷‍♂️ Lesson learned… the hard way 😅 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when our social network was based on fresh air, grass stains, and scraped knees instead of likes and followers! 🌿🌞 #ThrowbackThursday #NatureIsTheOriginalSocialNetwork

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we need to fast forward a few years before we break out those laborious breathing exercises! Don't want to hyperventilate too early, right? 😅🌬️ #TimingIsEverything"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

  Commentary:
  "👶🛒 Are we talking about a baby or a rebellious fashionista here? This little one is set on making a statement with bare feet. Who needs shoes when you're this cute anyway? Step aside, Cinderella! 👠😂 #NoShoesNoProblem"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

  Commentary:
  "Balancing a lollipop and a dandelion is no easy feat! 🍭🌼 It requires the focus of a ninja and the precision of a surgeon – a skill set mastered by every 'summer child' out there! 😄 Who knew such innocent treats could demand such intense concentration? Hats off to the summer kids for their impressive multitasking abilities! 🧢👏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

  Commentary:
  If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the title of "Official House Annoyer" goes to the little one from the mother-in-law's side! 🏆👶 Just when you thought mother-in-law jokes couldn't get any better, the universe decides to up the ante with a mischievous toddler in the mix! 🤣 #FamilyDrama #ToddlerTrouble

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic role reversal where the child becomes the human radiator 🧥🔥 Parents pretending to be cold just so they can see their little one bundled up in an oversized sweater, the ultimate power move! 😂 It's all fun and games until the child starts running around in that sweater and turns into a little furnace! ☀️ #ParentingTactics

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting revelation: Toddler ears = cuteness overload 🙉🤣 Who knew they were just adorable accessories and not for listening to us adults? 🧒👂 #ToddlerLogic"

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