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Ah yes, the parental break alarm just went off—time to cancel relaxation mode! 🚨🤣🍼
111 Funny child quotes
Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.
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Ah, the good old days of moon stalking! Now it's just bills and bad Wi-Fi. 🌝📶💸
Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.
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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze! 🤧👶🎉
Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.
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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸♀️👶
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
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Sounds like toddlers have mastered time management and chaos creation all at once! 😅🍼💥
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!
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Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! 💃🕺🥱
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”
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Trying to convince kids that crypto isn't just grown-up Monopoly money: mission impossible 🎩🪙🤹♂️
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.
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Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂