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If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦♂️🎤
111 Funny child quotes
Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.
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Sounds like our inner children need a lesson on cover-your-mouth-before-I-tell-your-inner-parents! 🙈😂🤧
The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.
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Back then, my biggest worry was whether my snack pack had enough cookies! 🍪😂🌈
As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.
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I know, right? My "Strangers Offering Free Drugs" punch card is still completely blank! 😅🍬🚫
It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.
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Who knew the ultimate bedtime boss battle would be a tiny human in pajamas? 😂🛌🎉
Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.
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Sounds like your kids have mastered mind reading! 🧠🔮🤣
I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
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Having a seasoned pro teach sex ed is like learning to swim from a shark—you're definitely getting the real deal! 🦈😅📱
My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.
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Dad-math strikes again: 2 kids = 0 kids. 🤔🧮👶👶
It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
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When you realize your road trip snack stash could fund a sugar factory 🍭🍫🍪🚗