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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Reported on Discord:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Spotted on Slack:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Making waves on Slack:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Making waves on Threads:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Share →: My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Commentary:
Looks like the teen drama is hitting its peak! 👚🧼 Who knew clean clothes could cause such chaos? 🤷‍♂️ Next up, will folding socks be considered a hate crime? Stay tuned for more laundry shenanigans! 🧦😆 #TeenAngstLaundryDay
6 months ago
Share →: I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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"Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan"
6 months ago
Share →: My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Ah, a true master of efficiency! 👀🧹 Who needs a broom when you have the power of the stare? 😄 Keep sweeping those rooms with style! ✨🏡 #SweepingTakingItToTheNextLevel

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Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Just shared via X:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Seen just now on WeChat:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Trending via X:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Going viral on X:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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